"With over 5 billion viewers in 811 countries, global news leader the Onion News Network is now poised to dominate an even more prestigious medium: downloadable Best-Of Collections. For the first time ever, the Onion News Network's Peabody-Award winning coverage is available for purchase in four curated volumes that feature some of the most outstanding reports from the network's long and storied history. Each volume also includes never-before-seen content released from the Onion News Network's subterranean footage superlibrary." -- iTunes Store
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And The best of the Onion News Network's morning show, including stories like New Anti-Smoking Ads Warn Teens 'It's Gay To Smoke' and '12-Year-Old Boy Scouts Volunteer To Give Women Breast Exams,' is collected in Today Now! Fresh Roasted Cup of News, the show that proves that it is possible to be gentle and comforting in tone yet ruthlessly aggressive in your news coverage.
the fine print: Downloads posted on the Free iTunes Downloads blog are usually free for ~1 week. After that, you'll have to pay for them.